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Introducing: Kirby Pig Latin Plugin

30 September 2019

It was a beautiful day here in Sydney. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I decided to do something horrible.

For those of you that were homeschooled, locked up in a basement, or otherwise denied basic social interaction from a young age and thus don’t already know, Pig Latin is a made up “language” used by children and “formed from English by transferring the initial consonant or consonant cluster of each word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable” (thanks Google).

I decided to make a Kirby field method plugin to do this for me.

The trouble is, Pig Latin actually has a few rules and exceptions that make it complicated to implement. For example:

Well, with some low-quality PHP, an hour or two of frustration, and a healthy amount of trepidation, I’m willing to announce here that the plugin is alive.

From the Github repository:

Built with terrible PHP for Kirby 3, this gross and unsightly plugin will provide you and your visitors with about a minute of priceless amusement, followed by disappointment and frustration.

Download from Github

To install my Kirby Pig Latin plugin, download it from the Github link above, and extract the index.php file to a folder called kirby-piglatin in your site/plugins directory.

To use it in your templates, call it using the toPigLatin() function, like below:

<?= $page->fieldName()->toPigLatin(); ?>

The plugin supports chaining for further processing, though it’s only been tested in a very limited manner, and doesn’t work correctly with Kirbytags like the image tag.

<?= $page->fieldName()->toPigLatin()->kirbytext(); ?>
Below is the content of this blog post, but put through my Pig Latin plugin. I’m really sorry in advance.

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 <=? $page->fieldname()->topiglatin(); >?

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 <=? $page->fieldname()->topiglatin()->kirbytext(); >?
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This post was last updated on 8 October 2019